Jay-walk across the street

"FREEZE!"

Uh oh, Jaywalking is illegal for non-natives. A noodly NYPD officer with nothing to prove shoves you into the back of a squad car.

"Though your Supreme™ hoodie is no cap bussin, you unfortunately have violated U.S. Code § 5002 - L. 104–134, title I, § 101[(a)]. I am taking you to the most secure prison on Manhattan Island, The Empire State Building."